I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
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gram-optimist asked: Thank your for 'Your sadness is a poison." I can't communicate the number of times I've sat quietly crying into books in coffee shops waiting for someone to come and talk to me. Romanticizing my depression because too many authors wrote beautiful sad female characters. No one has pointed out how dangerous that was so eloquently before. Thank you thank you thank you.
God, I understand this so well because I wrote that poem as a sort of wake-up call for myself because I was always, always waiting for someone to swoop in and romanticize me the way I’ve seen in movies and books, when the truth is that never really happens, and all it does is trap us in a toxic cycle, and God, if my poem can help other people, then I am so, so glad, and just thank you for telling me this.
every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.
Give that kid a medal.
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
He has both your cell phone and your laptop. World, conquered. Best of luck to you, OP!
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
- $ 1,000,000 in cash
- the souls of those who have displeased me this year
- another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
This is my every day wish list. I want at least two boyfriends who will kiss me and each other all the time.