I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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allmymetaphors:

plants give u some advice 

allmymetaphors:

plants give u some advice 

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chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

Here’s my personal food for thought for the day.  I don’t really know very much about him, but these gifs aren’t half bad.

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Sebastian on the set of The Winter Soldier.

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designrevolution:

Courtenay McKay created a series of posters for the Gender Based Violence Prevention Project (GBVPP) at the University of Alberta to spread awareness about rape culture.

The Gender Based Violence Prevention Project is a new project of the Students’ Union that promotes a campus free of gender based violence. Gender Based Violence exists in both visible and invisible ways on our campus and affects the lives of many University students, staff, faculty, and community members. Through education, awareness, and institutional change, we are striving to create a campus free of gender based violence where everyone can feel safe and supported.”

I literally find myself disliking certain people the more they use rape to mean beating someone else.  You’re gross.

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the-only-salvation:

Sam: You know, truth is, when we finally do find dad… I don’t know if he’s even gonna wanna see me.
Dean: Sam, Dad Was Never disappointed in you. Never. He was scared.
Sam: What are you talkin’ about?
Dean: He awas afraid of what could’ve happened to you if he wasn’t around. But even when you weren’t talkin’… he used to swing by Stanford whenever he could. Keep an eye on you. Make sure you were safe.

This is canon John, not the John beat his kids bs I keep seeing.

the-only-salvation:

Sam: You know, truth is, when we finally do find dad… I don’t know if he’s even gonna wanna see me.

Dean: Sam, Dad Was Never disappointed in you. Never. He was scared.

Sam: What are you talkin’ about?

Dean: He awas afraid of what could’ve happened to you if he wasn’t around. But even when you weren’t talkin’… he used to swing by Stanford whenever he could. Keep an eye on you. Make sure you were safe.

This is canon John, not the John beat his kids bs I keep seeing.

(via johnwinchesterappreciationblog)

If you feel a need to send me an ask about a post, please include a url to help me out.  I cannot magically guess which post(s) have upset you.

Thanks.  :)

asker

gram-optimist asked: Thank your for 'Your sadness is a poison." I can't communicate the number of times I've sat quietly crying into books in coffee shops waiting for someone to come and talk to me. Romanticizing my depression because too many authors wrote beautiful sad female characters. No one has pointed out how dangerous that was so eloquently before. Thank you thank you thank you.

starredsoul:

God, I understand this so well because I wrote that poem as a sort of wake-up call for myself because I was always, always waiting for someone to swoop in and romanticize me the way I’ve seen in movies and books, when the truth is that never really happens, and all it does is trap us in a toxic cycle, and God, if my poem can help other people, then I am so, so glad, and just thank you for telling me this. 

tripleayebitch:

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voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

He has both your cell phone and your laptop.  World, conquered.  Best of luck to you, OP!

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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yourpersonalcheerleader:

Don’t be afraid to tell your story. You never know who needs it.

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i finished my christmas list i can’t wait

  • $ 1,000,000 in cash
  • boyfriend
  • the souls of those who have displeased me this year
  • another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
  • money

This is my every day wish list.  I want at least two boyfriends who will kiss me and each other all the time.

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